What it Means Today to be Building the Future of Tomorrow, Today

People think being a web developer is some kind of a game. They think that I sit around all day and put silly little commands into my silly little comeputer, but they're all just a bunch of cucarachas. They have no idea the spiritual, psysical, and sexual fitness demanded of those who wish to understand the secret computer language. Last night, I ate an entire bag of watermelon flavored Sour Patch Kids and fell asleep on top of my copy "Teach Yourself HTLM and CSS in 24 Hours"; do you have any appreciation for what that does to a man? What that might do to his soul?